The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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