yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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