I faked an abortion last night.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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