That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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