i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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