no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
