is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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