Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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