need another drink. this is the easiest way
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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