Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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