When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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