Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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