Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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