I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm at about main and main street
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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