i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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