In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The adults are the big ones right?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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