There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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