I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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