is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dignity is for republicans.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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