But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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