i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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