Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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