R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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