You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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