In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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