Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Shame - the story of my life.
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