I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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