Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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