question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Text me some of your sweat
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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