Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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