I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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