you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
