where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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