another moral hangover. fuck.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
