i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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