Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
its not stalking. its research.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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