Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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