I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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