We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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