Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
