I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
