Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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