Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
