Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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