Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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