I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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