How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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