Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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