I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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