so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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