Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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