I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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